Wednesday, February 15, 2012

funny jokes

joke :1
 a girl dialed 911 why?
: because there is no eleven in the phone
                      
joke :2
who can shave six times a day and still have a full beard ?
: a barber
joke :3

what do you call a fish with no eye?
:a fsh

joke :4

who invented underground tunnels ?
:a mole

joke :5
why would snow white be a good judge?
:because she was fairest in the world                            

joke :6
what does a cell phone give his girlfriend?
:a ring

joke :7
what kind of animal is always found at baseball games?
: a bat

joke :8
 it starts with p and ends with e and has thousands of letters in it?
:post office

joke :9
take off my skin , i wont cry but you will cry what am i ?
:an onion

joke :10
what asks no question but answers a lot of answers ?
:a telephone

joke :11
what belongs to you but others use it more than you ?
:your name

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The FIVE FIND OUTERS AND THE DOG

The FIVE FIND OUTERS AND THE DOG
the five  find outers and the dog is a fablous book written by enid blyton.there are amazing charachters like pip (phlip),ann (elizabeth) , fatty (fedric ) ,larry ( lawrence),  daisy and their dog . there are many editions like :

the five  find outers and the dog -the mystery of the missing necklace.
the five  find outers and the dog- the dissapearing cat.
the five  find outers and the dog- the vanishing prince.
the five  find outers and the dog-the mystery the burnt cottage.
the five  find outers and the dog-the mystery the strange messages
the five  find outers and the dog-the mystery the strange bundles.
the five  find outers and the dog-the mystery the pantommie cat.
the five  find outers and the dog-the mystery of holy lane .
the five  find outers and the dog- the mystery the spiteful letters.
the five find outers and the dog -the invisible thief and so on .



The story of the five  find outers and the dog-the mystery of the disappearing cat is that there is a rich women who takes care of many cats and one of her cats is extremly beautiful and one day the cat disappeared and is not found to be anywhere i feel that the cat has been kidnaped. The five  find outers and the dog are on a mystery to find the disappearing cat. Was that cat found?
to find that please read the story.