joke :1 a girl dialed 911 why?
: because there is no eleven in the phone
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it starts with p and ends with e and has thousands of letters in it?
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: because there is no eleven in the phone
who can shave six times a day and still have a full beard ?
: a barber
joke :3what do you call a fish with no eye?
:a fsh
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who invented underground tunnels ?
:a mole
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why would snow white be a good judge?
:because she was fairest in the world joke :6
what does a cell phone give his girlfriend?
:a ring
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what kind of animal is always found at baseball games?
: a bat
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it starts with p and ends with e and has thousands of letters in it?
:post office
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take off my skin , i wont cry but you will cry what am i ?
:an onion
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what asks no question but answers a lot of answers ?
:a telephone
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what belongs to you but others use it more than you ?
:your name
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