Wednesday, February 15, 2012

funny jokes

joke :1
 a girl dialed 911 why?
: because there is no eleven in the phone
                      
joke :2
who can shave six times a day and still have a full beard ?
: a barber
joke :3

what do you call a fish with no eye?
:a fsh

joke :4

who invented underground tunnels ?
:a mole

joke :5
why would snow white be a good judge?
:because she was fairest in the world                            

joke :6
what does a cell phone give his girlfriend?
:a ring

joke :7
what kind of animal is always found at baseball games?
: a bat

joke :8
 it starts with p and ends with e and has thousands of letters in it?
:post office

joke :9
take off my skin , i wont cry but you will cry what am i ?
:an onion

joke :10
what asks no question but answers a lot of answers ?
:a telephone

joke :11
what belongs to you but others use it more than you ?
:your name

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The FIVE FIND OUTERS AND THE DOG

The FIVE FIND OUTERS AND THE DOG
the five  find outers and the dog is a fablous book written by enid blyton.there are amazing charachters like pip (phlip),ann (elizabeth) , fatty (fedric ) ,larry ( lawrence),  daisy and their dog . there are many editions like :

the five  find outers and the dog -the mystery of the missing necklace.
the five  find outers and the dog- the dissapearing cat.
the five  find outers and the dog- the vanishing prince.
the five  find outers and the dog-the mystery the burnt cottage.
the five  find outers and the dog-the mystery the strange messages
the five  find outers and the dog-the mystery the strange bundles.
the five  find outers and the dog-the mystery the pantommie cat.
the five  find outers and the dog-the mystery of holy lane .
the five  find outers and the dog- the mystery the spiteful letters.
the five find outers and the dog -the invisible thief and so on .



The story of the five  find outers and the dog-the mystery of the disappearing cat is that there is a rich women who takes care of many cats and one of her cats is extremly beautiful and one day the cat disappeared and is not found to be anywhere i feel that the cat has been kidnaped. The five  find outers and the dog are on a mystery to find the disappearing cat. Was that cat found?
to find that please read the story.




tinkle


tinkle
Tinkle is one of the best comics in India.His late Author "Anant pai" also known as uncle pai.This comis refers to many funny,mysterios and fiction articles.The funniest of all is "suppandi ".

He is an unemployed man who looks for jobs.because of his stupidity he loses his job.

Such examples are:- 1.once he refuses to turn on the headlights of the scooter at night because he thinks it takes electricity from his masters house as his master tells him to save electricity.

2.Once his master who was miser invited his friend to meet him,so his master told him to give only the half the guest asked.Every thing went right till the guest asked for a magazine that his master had written,Suppandi tore the magazine and gave the half of it.

3.Suppandi was dialing the phone to his friend,but his master told him not to talk more than 3 minutes.after 10 minutes his master comes and sees suppandi still talking and said him "why are you talking so much"suppandi says"I talked for only 3 minutes the other I listened.

Harry Potter's Life



Harry potter the most famous book written by a great book writter "J.K. Rowling" is the world's No. 1 Best Seller. The books written by J.K. Rowling are :-
  1. Harry Potter and the Saucerous Stone .
  2. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban .
  3. Harry Potter and the Chambers of Secret .
  4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire .
  5. Harry Potter and Order of the Pheonix .
  6. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince .
  7. A) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows-I .
  8. B) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows-II .
These are some of the best books of Harry Potter written by J.K. Rowling .

"Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire"
Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire is the 4th written book by J.K. Rowling which is all about magical games. Goblet of Fire decided the players who will play in the game.
In one of the game the players selected were surrounded by swallowing trees which made a maze for the players to confuse them. They'd to find a trophy which was the key to second level.